Morning all, no it is HRH here not Dixon of Dock Green, not that I would remember that it was so long ago. I promised to bring you a photograph of the lowly creatures who held a place in the hearts of my owners. Well now, the one on the right is Sam, a much better name for a dog but then, he was a pedigree. He was bought for about 40-50 pounds, wow, cheap but then, it was a long time ago. Now he was one of so many siblings having been purchased from a breeder. Because he hadnt had the attention in his young life, he was very wary and it took a long while for him to trust anyone. He was supposedly a miniature Dachshund.
Not long after another miniature (ha! ha!) dachs was bought, Tania Rose, what a lovely name, I am told that she was a beautiful little creature. I have no doubt that she was, as she had the same colouring as I have. She definitely wasnt miniature though!! Well the story goes that Sam wooed her and they eventually had a litter of pups, one of which went to another family member, a little female definitely miniature.
On the left hand side, missing out that other King Charles (grrrrrrrrrrr) we have Smudgie, the offspring of Sam and Tania Rose, if you look closely you will see that he had a kink in his ear. Now I am told that he had the most beautiful character. The misses is under the impression that "Home Grown Pups" are the best, they have the love and affection from day one.
On a daily visit the sibling of Smudgie became pregnant, they were never sure who by, either Sam or Smudgie but being kind hearted and not being sure whether one of the pups would be taken (ha! ha!) the mistress kindly offered to look after it until another home was found (yeh tell me another story!). This little soul became known as Puppy Dog simply because the mistress didnt want the master to know that he was staying, to all intents and purposes they were only looking after it (stop making me laugh).
Well this little one was the smallest and the wisest of them all. The story goes that Smudgie and the other King Charles (will tell you more about him in another episode), were fighting over a bowl of food, whilst Smudgie would share the KC was rather aggressive. They were literally standing up paws to paws, now the little one didnt pause (clever, ok so it isnt...) he ran underneath the two of them and gobbled the food right up!!
Ah well enough of the dachshunds, as you will see a King Charles was introduced into the family, the master named him Sundance Kid (wheres the sick bucket!!) the mistress had enough sense to shorten it to Sonnie. More about him later.
Anyway lets not talk about them, I am the master now, here is another one of me relaxing..
Oh no OFF WITH THEIR HEADS I am off to look
for the Chopping Block!!!!