Oh Yes! - Reubens here Folk....

What a cheek, I see the Misses has been bragging about their trip to the Castle, humph, they didnt take me!!!  I was made to stay at home with the scrooge his sister and her owners.  No fun at all, a threesome, I was the odd one out.

Now they should have taken me, I would have looked good with my royalness, just imagine me sat with Henry and his wives....I am there, can you see me?

 

 

What fun I would have had sat at the large banqueting table, the tit bits, it just makes my mouth water but oh no not them, I suppose they didnt want me to overshadow them with my royalness.

 



I could have sat with the Cordwainer (is that the correct description, a cobler is one who repairs and I think the Cordwainer is one who constructs).   I could have given him instructions and come away with a lovely little pair of pad boots to put on my wall, mind you he was only a model I doubt whether he would have been very tasty had I offered to clean his feet.

 

 

I guess I would have had to be satisfied with just chasing the peacocks around and the occasional duck, woe is me!!!

 

 

 

 

When I get a minute I will tell you about their stay in the 15th century Hotel, I have heard them say it was very interesting, there again I could have gone, I would have looked good sat by the fire, boo hoo!