OK OK I'm Awake!

Ok Ok I'm awake, I get the message, send in the calvary, so what do you want me to talk about!  That is my mate Scrooge on the back of the chair but Sapphire, well, she doesnt really live here.  The Misses has been looking after her daughter's three dogs until they can all be rehoused.  Just imagine it when they go, peace!  The trouble is the Misses has become attached to them but gets just a little bit fed up with clearing up and hoovering the carpet, more hairs you see.  She has to empty the cleaner at least three times before the carpet is clean and then next day she begins all over again.

Surely you can see why I was sleeping, I may be roped in to help and tbh I do not see why I should.

I have a secret and I know that you humans would like to know the answer, what do we dream about when we are sleeping.  It is so relaxing being able to sleep, eat, exercise and then back to sleep again.  Well that is my secret and I am not telling you, so there.  I know the Misses believes in dreams and astral travelling so are our dreams astral travel?  Perhaps I would like to understand it myself.  I have heard her talking and she is convinced that within the dream state one can astral travel and go back into time.  Who am I to doubt her thoughts, I bet she would love to know what is going on in my world......(evil grins and a wag of my tail).

Just look at the bottom of the chair, that is what we get for being thoughtful, each time the Misses leaves the youngest (and the largest lol) has her way with whatsoever she feels like destroying.  Guess who I am talking about, Sapphire, it is hard to believe that she is only a pup, looking at her.