Hello everyone, I thought I would relate my troubles, I am worried as our mistress has decided to change the decor, rip up the carpet out with the chairs, I am shaking in my paws do I hear you saying "what for". Now dont be a bore, instead of "out" or "leave" it will be "OFF" at the top of her voice nothing at all for me to rejoice. No more playing on the bloomin suite for I fear she will want to keep it all very neat!!!.
Now look my friends, I am sure you will agree, there is nothing wrong it is plain to see. The carpet is perfect the chairs are a blessing, now come on people you know I am not messing. In our doggie world they are a treat to behold, we have fashioned them to our own way of thinking. A little rub here a little rub there and behold a lovely doggie chair. The carpet we trod as light as a feather mind you it all depended on the bloomin weather. So what is the fuss I do declare I am inclined to think it isnt fair.
Ok I will just have to put my Royal status in play, I am going to have to tell her "If you want me to stay I want my chair, where you put it I really dont care"!!! Hey did I hear her saying if I am not careful it will go outside along with myself, arghhhhhhhhhh I really do think I had better hide.
Ok your miserable doggie friend
HRH Reubens the Royal.
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